01x16


by  Tyler Moody

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                                       TEASER

               INT. MACROWARE OFFICES - JON BATES'S OFFICE - NIGHT

               Picking up right where our last episode left off, JON BATES
               stands, eyes locked on the man standing across from him,
               MITCH PETERSON. Jon is terrified, and for good reason--
               Mitch's eyes are GLOWING RED. 

               This is not the Mitch we've seen before. Instead of his
               usual, charmingly dorky slumping posture and demeanor, he now
               stands perfectly straight, far more confident than he's ever
               been.

                                   JON
                         You?

                                   MITCH
                         Me. Me me me me, me. 

                                   JON
                         You're the... what should I call
                         you, evil mastermind? You're
                         causing all this... weirdness?

                                   MITCH
                         Oh, not all of it. But a big
                         chunk...
                             (deeply satisfied)
                         Oh, yes.

                                   JON
                         Why are you ding this?

               Mitch LAUGHS. 

                                   MITCH
                         Jon. My dear old friend. Oh, how
                         confused you must be. Here you sit,
                         day after day, in your big chair,
                         behind your nice desk, while all
                         the people out there do your work. 
                             (nostalgic)
                         I was like you, once. Not, you
                         know, with an office, or anything.
                         But I was in charge of people. 

               He looks away, starts pacing back and forth, thinking.

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         I had my own world. My own entire
                         world. I was a king. A god! The
                         Supreme Being in all the land, that
                         glorious other dimension. 

               Having come to Jon's wall, he begins touching each of the
               individual photos hanging up. 

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         But they-- my "dear" subjects--
                         didn't like me, very much. Which
                         seems funny now; when I came here,
                         everyone liked me. What does that
                         say about your world, Jon?
                             (waves his hand)
                         But that a discussion for another
                         day. When my subjects decided how
                         much they didn't like me, do you
                         know what they did?

               He turns back to Jon.

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         They rose up against me. Defeated
                         me and my cowardly, useless armies.
                         Banished me here.
                             (contemptuous laugh)
                         Here! In this disgusting form.

               He indicates his body with a wave of his hand.

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         Small and weak and flabby and bald!
                         They made me bald! And then they
                         locked the portal back to my world!
                             (deep, calming breath)
                         But they didn't realize that I had
                         a few tricks up my sleeve.

               Turning back around, he more closely inspects a particular
               photograph-- one of he and Jon, standing in front of the
               freshly broken ground of the MacroWare office. 

               Jon takes advantage of Mitch's lapse of attention to reach
               for the shiny silver letter opener on his desk. He quickly
               snatches it up and prepares to throw it.

               Suddenly Mitch stops, spins toward Jon, and violently jerks
               his own arm to the side. GASPING, Jon's arm likewise jerks to
               the side, the letter opener flying from his hand. 

                                   JON
                             (stunned)
                         What-- how did you--

               Mitch gives a cruel smile and closes his hand into a fist. At
               that same moment Jon's mouth locks shut. 

                                   MITCH
                         Listen to me, and I will explain!

               He moves towards Jon, fist clenched. 

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         Unknown to those insulant fools who
                         banished me here, I still had some
                         power left. A small amount, but it
                         was enough to... let's say... fold
                         reality. To create something I
                         could use to go back to my home.
                         And it wasn't some stupid Stargate
                         thing, either.

               Mitch realizes Jon will not get the reference.

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         Oh, right, you just employ the
                         nerds. Okay, it's simple. Out of
                         thin air, I created... this.

               He spreads his arms to indicated the MacroWare building. 

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         Out of thin air, I created... you. 

               Jon can't believe it. He'd gasp, his mouth would drop open in
               shock, he'd start denying it, but Mitch keeps his mouth
               firmly closed with his fist. Jon's face betrays his confusion
               and terror.

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         Do you know how hard it is to
                         manufacture forty years of a
                         person's life down to the smallest
                         detail and then integrate it into
                         actual reality? It ain't easy, Jon!
                         Your first pet. Your first day at
                         school. The first time you touched
                         yourself in that "special way".
                             (tapping his head)
                         All from here. I guess you could
                         say, that I am your father.

               Mitch relaxes his fist, to allow Jon to speak. Jon's mouth
               snaps open.

                                   JON
                         That's not true!

                                   MITCH
                         Search your feelings, Luke!
                             (beat; amused)
                         Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

                                   JON
                         You... created me? 
                             (with disgust)
                         I'm your puppet? Why?

                                   MITCH
                             (sighing)
                         I had hoped to avoid this part.

               Mitch takes a step closer to Jon.

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         Simple. When the beta of our new
                         operating system is released next
                         week, millions of computers will
                         download it. And once installed,
                         the beta will link them all into
                         one giant super computer- a
                         computer with enough computational
                         power to open a string of portals
                         whose combined gravimetric mass
                         will punch a hole in this dimension
                         back to my world.
                             (beat)
                         Okay, well, it's not really simple.

                                   JON
                             (shaking his head)
                         No. I'll cancel the launch, Mitch.
                         I'll cancel it, and we'll destroy
                         the OS and you'll never be able to--

               Mitch raises his hand again. Jon freezes, stops talking. His
               arms at his sides like a soldier at attention. 

                                   MITCH
                         You aren't going to do any of that,
                         Jon. Come on. Think, McFly! Do you
                         really think I'd tell you my master
                         plan if there was even the
                         slightest chance of you affecting
                         its outcome? 
                             (beat)
                         Oh, wow, I'm just spouting off the
                         geek-talk today, aren't I?

               He spreads his fingers apart like a puppeteer with the
               strings. Jon's limbs spread slightly apart to match the
               movement. 

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         You're going to do exactly as I
                         say. Because you can't do anything
                         else.

               With his other hand, Mitch makes the scissors from a game of
               Rock, Paper, Scissors. Moving the hand-scissors to the
               position under his other hand where the imaginary puppet
               strings are, he pantomimes cutting them. Instantly Jon falls
               to the ground in a crumpled heap. Mitch kneels down over him.

                                   MITCH (CONT'D)
                         So, do you see, Jon? I own you.
                         You're mine. Now, let me tell you
                         what you're going to do. You're
                         going to find Corrine, and her
                         little... friends, and you're going
                         to convince them to let you join.
                         And you're going to tell me--
                             (babytalk:)
                         Evewy widdle thing they do! Yes you
                         are! Yes you are!

               He grins, baring his teeth. Jon lays on the ground,
               expressionless, soaking in his commander's words.

                                                              BLACKOUT.



                                    END OF TEASER
                                       ACT ONE

                                                               FADE IN:

               INT. FRANK'S DINER - MORNING.

               VI and TAMSIN enter the diner. FRANK is wiping down the
               counter, like usual.

                                   VI
                         ...and he was so funny!

                                   TAMSIN
                         Wait, funny like the way Mike is,
                         funny like the way MadTV tries to
                         be, or funny like a sad clown?

                                   VI
                         Uh... not any of those. He didn't
                         tell knock-knock jokes or anything
                         but he wasn't as sarcastic as Mike
                         is. He just has a very interesting
                         way of looking at things.
                             (beat)
                         And he's so cute!

               Frank looks up at them.

                                   FRANK
                         What are you ladies talking about?

                                   VI
                         I had a date last night! Frank, it
                         was amazing!

               She rushes the counter.

                                   VI (CONT'D)
                         Oh, Frank, he--

                                   FRANK
                         Whoa! Who's "he"?

                                   VI
                         Rick, from the bar. Anyway, he was
                         great! He really likes me and he
                         told me how great he thinks I am
                         and I think he's great too! And
                         we're probably going to go out
                         again, and we had a really good
                         time! 
                             (beat)
                         Except when we got attacked by
                         vampires, that wasn't very fun.

                                   FRANK
                         Wait! Vampires?

                                   VI
                         Yeah, but it's okay. Corrine helped
                         me kill them. 

                                   FRANK
                         You just happened to run in to
                         Corrine?

                                   VI
                         Oh, no, she was at Chucky's, too. 

                                   FRANK
                         Why?

                                   VI
                         She was on a date with her boss,
                         that Jon guy. 

                                   FRANK
                         Hmmm.

                                   VI
                         What?

                                   FRANK
                         Nothing. Nothing. So you went on a
                         date with a bartender, huh?

                                   VI
                             (swooning)
                         It was magical.

                                   FRANK
                             (looks into distance)
                         I knew a bartender, once. Back in,
                         was it Fiji? Musta been Fiji.
                         Anyway, what he'd do is, he'd take
                         women up to his apartment, right?
                         And tell them all these sweet
                         stories about how they were meant
                         to be together. And then they'd
                         have sex, you know, and she'd wake
                         up in a tub of ice in a back alley,
                         missing a kidney. Just stole the
                         kidneys right out of women. 
                             (looks back at Vi)
                         So, you know, be careful.

               Vi looks to Tamsin, who laughs lightly and shrugs.

                                   VI
                         You're not going to ruin this for
                         me. I'm going upstairs to lay in
                         bed with my happy.

               She hurries upstairs before Frank can bring her down anymore.
               Tamsin sits at the counter across from Frank.

                                   TAMSIN
                             (amused)
                         What was that?

                                   FRANK
                         What?

                                   TAMSIN
                         Were you trying to scare her away
                         from that boy?

                                   FRANK
                         Ridiculous.

               He begins scrubbing the bar furiously. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         Aww, you're being protective! Big
                         ol' Papa Bear, trying to keep the
                         cubs safe.

                                   FRANK
                         Shut up. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         Oh, I think it's sweet.

               Frank swats at her with his cloth as MIKE and LON descend the
               stairs, laughing. Lon has his arm around Mike but as soon as
               he sees the other two downstairs he draws it back.

                                   LON
                         Hello, you two...

                                   TAMSIN
                         Hello, you two, yourself. 

                                   FRANK
                         You're here early, Lon.
                             (jokingly)
                         What did you do, spend the night?

               Lon turns to Mike for help, but Mike just crosses his arms
               and grins. 

                                   LON
                         Of course not! I did go home, but
                         then I... came back.

                                   FRANK
                             ("tell me more")
                         Obviously.

                                   LON
                         It was, uh, to help Mike with his
                         schoolwork. 

                                   TAMSIN
                         What do you know about art?

                                   LON
                         I know quite a bit about art, thank
                         you very much! 

               Mike sits down at the counter. 

                                   MIKE
                         Where's Vi? I want to get the scoop
                         on her date with hunky-ab-man.

                                   FRANK
                         She went upstairs. You must have
                         just missed her.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Frank got all father-like.

               Lon looks relieved that the conversation has shifted away
               from him.

                                   MIKE
                         Do tell!

                                   TAMSIN
                         He was very grumpy about this
                         bartender boy. Don't trust them, he
                         was saying. I could see it in his
                         eyes. 

                                   LON
                             (too bitter)
                         Ah, fathers. Is there no moment
                         they can't ruin?

               He sits down beside Mike. Tamsin gives him a pained look, a
               "Don't go there, please," look. Lon turns away from her.

                                   FRANK
                         Look, okay? I was not being
                         "fatherly." I was just trying to
                         make sure she didn't get her heart
                         broken by some leather jacket
                         wearing Fonzie wannabe.

               Mike reaches over the counter and pats Frank's arm.

                                   MIKE
                         It's okay, big guy. We won't tell
                         anyone you have emotions... and no
                         new pop culture references since
                         1979.

               He pulls away from Frank and entwines his hand with Lon's,
               which is resting on the counter top. Lon squeezes for a
               second, but then freezes and turns to Mike, scared. Mike
               realizes his mistake and jerks his hand back immediately,
               jumping up as if he just touched a hot stove. He looks around
               to see if anyone noticed. 

               Frank is, of course, oblivious, waging a war with a smidgen
               of grime, unnoticeable to anyone else, on his counter. But
               Tamsin has her eyebrow raised, having clearly caught scent.
               She opens her mouth to speak but Mike quickly interrupts her.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                             (standing)
                         Well, I'd better get upstairs. Get
                         ready for class.

                                   LON
                         Bye.

                                   TAMSIN
                             (teasing)
                         Good bye. 

               Frank GRUNTS as Mike goes upstairs. Tamsin smiles to herself
               as we:

                                                               FADE TO:

               EXT. HEAVEN'S GATE PUBLIC PARK - AFTERNOON

               Lon sits on a park bench, reading a newspaper. PIGEONS mill
               about at his feet. He tilts the paper down and glares. 

                                   LON
                         Shoo. 
                             (beat)
                         Go away. 
                             (another beat)
                         Ridiculous creatures. 

               Mike VAULTS over the bench, landing in a seated position
               beside Lon. 

                                   MIKE
                         Hey. Whatcha doin'?

                                   LON
                         You're late. And nothing. These...
                         birds won't leave me alone.

                                   MIKE
                         Aww, they think you're Mary
                         Poppins. 

                                   LON
                         Well, it is very annoying. 

               The two sit in new-couple silence for a moment.

                                   MIKE
                         Why'd you freak this morning?

                                   LON
                         You almost gave everything away!

                                   MIKE
                         No one caught on. And you acted
                         like I stabbed your man-tackle with
                         a fork.

               Lon grimaces.

                                   LON
                         Must you always be so crude?

                                   MIKE
                         I ain't dainty. 

                                   LON
                         We just have to be more careful in
                         the future, is all.

                                   MIKE
                         By "we" you mean me.

                                   LON
                         Well. Yes. Actually.

               Mike rolls his head back over the bench.

                                   MIKE
                         You know, this sneaking around was
                         fun for a while, but it's getting
                         old.

                                   LON
                         But we agreed. The team--

                                   MIKE
                         I think the team can handle it.
                         It's you who has the problem.

               Lon frowns.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         You seriously need to lighten up,
                         babe. Why cant's you just leave the
                         three-piece in the closet and relax
                         every once in a while? 

               Lon grins ruefully and glances off into the distance.

                                                               FADE TO:

               INT. TRAVERS HOUSE - STUDY - DAY

               A YOUNG LON sits in chair in the study, playing a SONG on the
               VIOLIN. He is very concentrated on the song, as he plays the
               beautiful piece of music with the talent of someone many
               years his senior.

                                   MALE VOICE (O.S.)
                         Lon! Lon?!

               TITLE OVER: 1987. 

               QUENTIN TRAVERS enters the study, looking around. 

                                   QUENTIN
                         Ah, Lon. Don't you listen?

               But Lon doesn't seem to hear, or if he does he doesn't
               acknowledge. He's focused on playing. 

                                   QUENTIN (CONT'D)
                             (shouting)
                         Lon!

               He reaches out and RIPS the violin from Lon's hands. Lon
               looks up, outraged.

                                   YOUNG LON
                         What the--

               But the boy's anger quickly fades to something more akin to
               fear as he realizes who he's speaking to.

                                   YOUNG LON (CONT'D)
                             (meekly)
                         Oh. Er. Hello, father. 

                                   QUENTIN
                         How many times do I have to call
                         you, boy?

                                   YOUNG LON
                         I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.

                                   QUENTIN
                         That much is obvious. Who could
                         hear anyone over this racket? 

               He waves the violin about by the neck to demonstrate his
               point. Lon winces at the rough treatment of the instrument.

                                   QUENTIN (CONT'D)
                         And selective hearing is not all
                         this thing has caused, is it?

                                   YOUNG LON
                         I don't know what you mean.

                                   QUENTIN
                         I got a report from your school.

               He stands up, begins pacing, the angry dad schtick. Lon
               frowns.

                                   QUENTIN (CONT'D)
                         Imagine my surprise when I learned
                         that you were not, in fact,
                         excelling in all your classes as I
                         was led believed. 

               Lon does not seem to attempt to imagine.

                                   QUENTIN (CONT'D)
                         Imagine further my surprise when I
                         asked for your tests so I could see
                         for myself the work you were doing
                         in school. 

               Quentin reaches into his jacket's inside pocket and removes a
               folded piece of paper. He unfolds it and passes it to Lon. 

               ANGLE ON the paper. It's one of Lon's tests. He did not do
               well-- red correction marks cover the page and it's obvious
               he failed. CIRCLED IN RED is a very short musical SCORE.
               Lon's been composing instead of caring about math. 

                                   QUENTIN (CONT'D)
                         What, pray tell, is that?

               He indicates the circled score.

                                   YOUNG LON
                             (beat; reluctantly)
                         I'm... sorry. 

                                   QUENTIN
                             (mockingly)
                         Sorry? Oh, well, that changes
                         everything. This failing mark
                         magically disappears now that
                         you're sorry. 

               Quentin tosses the test into the roaring fireplace. 

                                   QUENTIN (CONT'D)
                         Not only has your schoolwork
                         suffered, so have your...
                         alternative studies. You haven't
                         studied your demon languages all
                         week. Your books are literally
                         covered in dust. 

                                   LON
                         They're old books, they're always
                         covered in--

               Quentin gives Lon a stern eye. Lon hangs his head, shameful--
               or angry. 

                                   QUENTIN
                         There will be no more frivolous
                         musical training, do you
                         understand? Not until you can prove
                         to me that you can handle a...
                         hobby with all of your other
                         duties.

               He takes the violin with him as he leaves the room. When the
               door SLAMS behind him, Lon covers his face wit his hands and
               begins to sob.

                                                               FADE TO:

               INT. MACROWARE OFFICES - JON BATES'S OFFICE - AFTERNOON

               CORRINE sits in her usual place, across the desk from Jon.
               They're mid-discussion. Possibly talking about their date?

                                   JON
                         I really think I should meet them.

                                   CORRINE
                         I understand, Jon, but it's really
                         not my place.

               So, not talking about their date.

                                   JON
                         I know, I know. It's just--
                             (sighs)
                         I can't sit here now with the
                         knowledge that I have. It's too
                         much... 
                             (shaking his head)
                         I can't explain it.

                                   CORRINE 
                             (gently)
                         I understand. I felt the same way,
                         when I found out. It's like sitting
                         around doing nothing, while out
                         there--
                             (motions out the window)
                         --monsters and mutants are killing
                         human beings in the dark, is just
                         as bad as helping them.

               Jon nods, silent, eyes sunken. Corrine looks away.

                                   CORRINE (CONT'D)
                         I couldn't take it. I wasn't strong
                         enough, so I walled that part of
                         myself off. 
                             (beat)
                         I'm sorry I pushed you away, Jon.

               He gives Corrine a bittersweet smile. He shakes his head.

                                   JON
                         No, Corrine. Don't blame yourself.
                         I let you push me away. I should
                         have been there for you. I should
                         have--

               Corrine reaches across the desk and puts her hands on top of
               Jon's.

                                   CORRINE
                         We've both made mistakes. Maybe we
                         can put them behind us and move on.
                         Together.

               Jon smiles. He turns his hands to hold hers. Corrine smiles
               warmly in return.

                                   CORRINE (CONT'D)
                         Okay. I'll take you.

                                   JON
                         Take me?

                                   CORRINE
                         To meet the team. 

               She stands up. He rises too, ever the gentleman.

                                   JON
                         Thank you.

                                   CORRINE
                         No problem. After work? 

                                   JON
                         Sure. Yeah.

               Corinne nods, smiles, and walks out the door. As the door
               comes SWINGING CLOSED, we catch a glimpse of Mitch sitting in
               the outer office, STARING INTENTLY at Jon.

               The door CLOSES. Jon collapses in his chair, head bowed in
               his hands.

                                                              BLACKOUT.



                                   END OF ACT ONE
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