2x05


by Pete D. Gaskell

Script created with Final Draft by Final Draft, Inc.

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                                        TEASER

                                                                 FADE IN:

               EXT./ESTAB. FRANK'S DINER - NIGHT

               A quick shot of the diner, lights on, it's open. Rain is teaming
               down. A figure hurries across the road, coat pulled up over his
               head. He opens the door, and we CUT TO:

               INT. FRANK'S DINER - CONTINUOUS

               ANGLE ON the door as it opens, and the man bundles through,
               dripping wet.

               He takes his coat off, balls it up and throws it into a corner.

               It's SIMON.

                                   SIMON
                         Bleedin' hell. It's like I'm back in
                         England again. 
                             (beat)
                         Fancy a fish and chi--

               He stops suddenly, transfixed by something.

               SWING AROUND to see what's stunned him.

               It's young Jamie, sitting at the counter by himself, choking.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         Jesus.

               He races through the diner, up to the counter, and WHACKS his
               hand down hard on Jamie' back.

               Jamie slumps down, then suddenly REELS back up, GASPING for air.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         You all right?

               Jamie regards his uncle for a moment.

                                   JAMIE
                         I am well.

                                   SIMON
                         What the hell happened?

               He notices a plate of half-eaten sandwiches on the counter in
               front of him.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         Did you have one too many of Frank's
                         sarnies?

               He pushes the plate away. Then, thinking better of it, he grabs
               the top one and begins munching on it.

                                   JAMIE
                         No. It was Mom. She told me to sit
                         here and:
                             (in a very accurate replica
                              of Tamsin's voice)
                         "Don't do anything."

                                   SIMON
                         Yeah, well, I didn't think she meant
                         breathing. That's still allowed.

                                   JAMIE
                         Oh. 
                             (beat)
                         She should have mentioned.

               Simon turns and looks around the diner.

                                   SIMON
                         Where is your mum anyway?

                                   JAMIE
                         In the kitchen.

                                   SIMON
                         Oh. Right. Saving the world again.
                             (beat)
                         Or maybe just cooking dinner.
                             (beat)
                         Nah. Tams can't cook.
                             (beat)
                         Then again, neither can Frank, but he
                         keeps pluggin' away, don't he?

               Throughout this, Jamie just stares impassively at Simon, not
               involving himself at all in Simon's monologue. Not even smiling-
               a fact that Simon notices.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         God. All work and no play makes Jack a
                         dull boy.

                                   JAMIE
                         My name is Jamie.

                                   SIMON
                         What d'ya do for fun?

                                   JAMIE
                             (blankly)
                         Fun?

                                   SIMON
                         Yeah- play games, chat up girls, have
                         a laugh? What d'ya like to do?

                                   JAMIE
                         I don't know what you mean.

               Now it's Simon's turn to look blank. The meaning of Simon's
               question becomes clear to the boy suddenly.

                                   JAMIE (CONT'D)
                         Oh! I do enjoy reading. I especially
                         like the works of--

               Simon cuts him off with a very impatient hand gesture.

                                   SIMON
                         No, no, no! Reading ain't fun.

               Jamie gives a confused frown as Simon looks into the middle
               distance for a second, cogs grinding in his mind.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         Tell you what, why don't you let me
                         take you out? Tonight. Show you what a
                         good time is. Come on!

                                   JAMIE
                         Mother would not approve. 

               Simon pulls a sour face.

                                   SIMON
                         You gotta learn to loosen up. Not
                         sound so... "Norman Bates"-ish. Gives
                         me the willies.
                             (shudders; beat)
                         And besides, you can't do everything
                         your mum tells you.

               Jamie's face conveys that this thought never occurred to him.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         Come on. You'll be fine. Scout's
                         honour.

               He salutes.

               Jamie reluctantly gets up from his stool.

               Simon gives him a toothy smile.

               Moving quickly, he ushers Jamie out of the door, grabbing
               another of Frank's sandwiches, and hastily throwing on his coat.

               No sooner does the door close, then FLETCHER, VI and TAMSIN
               appear from in the kitchen, chatting. They're all quite sweaty-
               obviously been an intensive training session.

                                   FLETCHER
                         Gotta say, being roughed up by you two
                         ladies sure gets the blood pumping.

                                   TAMSIN
                         Oh, so that's what it was?

                                   VI
                         We should do it again sometime!

                                   FLETCHER
                         Yeah. Next time I'd like to just have
                         a one-on-one session with Tamsin,
                         though.

                                   TAMSIN
                         I could take you any time.

                                   FLETCHER
                         That's what I'm counting on.

               They share flirtatious looks.

                                   VI
                         Erm - where's Jamie?

               This snaps Tamsin back to reality.

                                   TAMSIN
                         What?!

               Fletcher and Tamsin spin round quickly, greeted by an empty
               diner.

                                   FLETCHER
                         Okay. Er- don't panic. He's probably
                         just gone to the little boys' room.

               Vi points to the half-full plate of sandwiches.

                                   VI
                         And left his food?
                             (beat)
                         I'll pretend I didn't say that.

               Tamsin, meanwhile, has ignored the chatter. Something has caught
               her eye. She storms straight to the back of the diner, and picks
               something up off the floor.

               She stands back up with a face like thunder. She shows the
               others what she's found - a pack of cigarettes - a distinctive
               brand.

                                   TAMSIN
                         SIIIMMMOONNN!

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               EXT. TOWN STREET - NIGHT

               Simon's trudging down the street quickly, but he has to keep
               stopping to allow Jamie to catch up. Jamie is looking around him
               in wonder, amazed by everything he sees, to the annoyance and
               boredom of his uncle.

               Suddenly, Simon pats his coat-pockets, eventually pulling out
               his phone.

               He glances at it quickly, then closes it and puts it back.

                                   SIMON
                         Ten minutes. Thought it'd be quicker.

               He casts a despairing glance at Jamie, who is watching a couple
               making out against a wall.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         Your mum wraps you in cotton-wool,
                         y'know.

               Jamie ignores this, fascinated by the couple.

                                   JAMIE
                         She tells me not to walk the streets
                         at night. She says monsters lurk in
                         the shadows.

                                   SIMON
                         Ah, that's rub--
                             (beat as he considers)
                         Probably for the best. But there's
                         nothing round here. Nothing to fear
                         when Uncle Simon's here.

               With that, he pulls Jamie away and they continue on their way.

               ANGLE ON the couple. As soon as Simon and Jamie leave, the man
               backs away, causing the woman to drop down, dead. Drained.

               The man turns around.

               It's ZACHARIAH, licking the girl's blood off his knife.

               Two other figures emerge from the shadows.

               SILAS and HESTER.

               All in VAMP-FACE.

                                                            FADE TO BLACK.



                                     END OF TEASER
                                        ACT ONE

               EXT. TOWN STREET - SAME TIME

               Same setup as before.

               Zach suddenly starts patting himself down frantically. Silas
               raises a disinterested eyebrow.

                                   SILAS
                         What's wrong?

                                   ZACHARIAH
                         My mojo's glowing.

               Hester cocks a sexy eyebrow in Zach's direction.

                                   HESTER
                             (seductively)
                         Ooh...

                                   SILAS
                         He said glowing, Hester. Not--

               He's cut off by a childish sticking-out tongue courtesy of
               Hester.

               Zach pulls out his miniature Orb, which is indeed glowing.

                                   ZACHARIAH
                         Know what this means?

                                   HESTER
                         Champagne and roses?

                                   ZACHARIAH
                         Nah. Another piece of the thingy-bob.

                                   SILAS
                         Is that its official name?

                                   ZACHARIAH
                         Should be.

               Silas cringes, knowing he is about to open a can of worms.

                                   SILAS
                         You know. You haven't told us anything
                         this thing. What's it called? Where'd
                         you hear about it? And how many pieces
                         does it have?

                                   ZACHARIAH
                         All in due time, mate. Jeez! Forgotten
                         what a stick in the mud you can be.
                         Still, guess it's to be expected given
                         your background. Preacher or summat,
                         right?

                                   SILAS
                             (annoyed)
                         So where is this piece?

               Zach holds out the Orb, pointing it in the direction which Simon
               and Jamie walked in. It GLOWS more brightly.

               He then pulls it back, and it dullens.

                                   ZACHARIAH
                         I think... it's got summat to do with
                         that kid.

               He nods in Jamie's direction.

                                   SILAS
                         The boy?

                                   ZACHARIAH
                         Yep. He must have been in contact with
                         it. The residue's still there.

                                   SILAS
                         Are you sure it's the child? It could
                         be the man who he's with.

                                   ZACHARIAH
                         Could be. But my money's on the kid.
                         He looks kinda funny.

               Silas bites his lip hard.

                                   HESTER
                         Ooh- I'll put money on the man. Ten
                         bucks.

               A deep, frustrated breath from Silas.

                                   ZACHARIAH
                         Ten bucks? Done.

               He shakes hands with Hester.

                                   SILAS
                         Listen, this is serious. We're not
                         messing around with--

               The couple shoot annoyed looks in Silas' direction. He huffs.

                                   SILAS (CONT'D)
                         Fine. Give me ten on the man also.

               Zach smirks and gives Silas a smack on the arm. Silas gives a
               small smile. Hester gives Silas' other arm a squeeze.

                                   HESTER
                         That's more like it, babe!

               Almost-giddy with excitement, she pushes up to Zach, looking
               into his eyes.

                                   HESTER (CONT'D)
                         What now?

                                   ZACHARIAH
                         We'd better catch up to them two.
                         They'll lead us to it, probably.

               And with that, they hurry off down the street, Silas pausing
               momentarily, narrowing his eyes, before following.

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               INT. FRANK'S DINER - NIGHT

               TYLER emerges from his room, dressed in sweats, with huge
               oversized headphones draped around his neck, and carrying a
               sleek LAPTOP.

                                   TYLER
                         Guys? Anyone?

               No response.

                                   TYLER (CONT'D)
                         Great. No-one to stop me from jumping
                         on the coffee train.

               He sidles behind the counter and approaches the coffee machine.
               He quickly lines up four or five of the paper cups, and starts
               filling them.

               Suddenly, there's a commotion from behind him. Turning to look,
               Tyler almost spills his first cup.

               It's MIKE and a HANDSOME GUY, about 25. Mike's ushering him
               towards the door, politely but firmly.

                                   MIKE
                         Sorry to rush you, dude, but
                         something's come up.
                             (cheekily)
                         Again.

               The guy laughs, but realizes he's being shoved out.

                                   GUY
                         Is there a problem here?

                                   MIKE
                         Nope. No problem. Just something I
                         gotta do.

               He casts a slightly panicky look around the diner, settling on
               Tyler.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         Yeah, I've got something me and Tyler
                         were doing. An appointment.

                                   GUY
                         Appointment?

                                   MIKE
                         Yeah. Late-night... squash match.

               The guy looks at Tyler, not entirely believing Mike's story.

                                   GUY
                         Squash?

                                   MIKE
                         Yeah. Big squash player, the Ty man.

               He gestures quickly at Tyler to back him up, but Tyler just
               looks back at him in confusion. After an awkward moment, he gets
               the point.

                                   TYLER
                         Oh. Yeah. Really love it. Got a signed
                         squash... bat... in my bedroom.

                                   GUY
                         Squash is a racket sport.

                                   TYLER
                         Yeah. Obviously.

                                   MIKE
                         Anyway...

               He succeeds in pushing the guy out of the door.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         Call me.

                                   GUY
                         I don't know your number!

                                   MIKE
                         Sure you do. It's...er...

               He once again casts a "rescue me" glance at Tyler.

                                   TYLER
                         Er...forty-two.

                                   GUY
                         What?

                                   MIKE
                         Yeah. Just forty-two.

               BANG. He closes the door, and spins immediately round to Tyler.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         Forty-two? What the hell was that?

               Tyler shrugs.

                                   TYLER
                         It's the answer to Life, The Universe
                         and Everything. Figured it could be
                         your fake number as well.

               Mike shakes his head, then notices Tyler's strange get-up.

                                   MIKE
                         What were you doing, dude?

               He spots the row of coffee cups.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         Apart from having a major caffeine
                         fix?

                                   TYLER
                         I was battling demons from the Nether
                         Dimensions.

               Mike's jaw drops.

                                   MIKE
                         Why didn't you say so?! I'll get on
                         the Orb, you call Frank!

               He heads towards the kitchen, then stops when he sees that Tyler
               isn't moving toward the phone, but instead the man looks back
               toward his computer screen.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         What's up?

                                   TYLER
                         When I said battling demons, I didn't
                         mean IRL.

                                   MIKE
                             (clueless)
                         Dork, say what?

                                   TYLER
                         "In real life." 
                             (indicating computer)
                         I meant here. In the game. Warcraft.

                                   MIKE
                             (frowning)
                         Dude, remember where you're at! You go
                         throwing around phrases like "battling
                         demons" and "Nether Dimensions" all
                         willy nilly, you're bound to get
                         caught in the cross fire.

               He pulls a disgusted face.

                                   MIKE (CONT'D)
                         Remind me to set aside some time to
                         royally kick your ass at Call Of Duty.

                                   TYLER
                         As it happens, the rest of the guild
                         have gone offline. I'm free now...

                                   MIKE
                         No can do, compadre. Got another date
                         in five.

               Tyler turns toward him, his face a mix of anger and compassion.

                                   TYLER
                         Another? What is this, your own take
                         on speed-dating?

                                   MIKE
                         Speed-sexing.

               He winks and heads back upstairs.

               Tyler ponders for a moment, then picks up his phone and starts
               dialling.

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               INT. TANYA'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

               C/U on Frank's cell, positioned rather precariously on a bedside
               table.

               It starts BUZZING.

                                   FRANK (O.S.)
                         Crap. Every time I can't get to the
                         phone.

               PULL BACK and PAN ACROSS to find FRANK, handcuffed to the bed
               seductively, naked apart from a pillow covering his manhood.

               The door opens and TANYA slinks in, dressed, or rather,
               undressed, in some fashionable lingerie.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Can you get that, honey?

               He nods at the phone.

               Tanya tuts, and picks it up.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         If I've won a contest, tell them I'm
                         not interested.

               Tanya holds the phone away from her ear.

                                   TANYA
                         It's Tyler.

                                   FRANK
                         Dammit. Put it on speaker.

               Tanya does so, and places the phone back on the bedside table
               and moves to straddle Frank.

               C/U on Frank's face for the rest of the scene.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Kid?

                                   TYLER (O.S.)
                         Frank? What are you doing?

               Frank looks around, trying desperately to make something up as
               Tanya kisses her way down his chest and out of frame.

                                   FRANK
                         Er... grabbing a... coffee.

                                   TANYA (O.S.)
                             (amused)
                         Yeah, we're having coffee.

               Tanya gives a small chuckle.

                                   FRANK
                         Grabbing a coffee together.

                                   TYLER
                             (not realizing)
                         Oh. Okay.

               A lengthy, slightly uncomfortable beat.

                                   FRANK
                         Listen, kid, if this is just a social
                         call...

                                   TYLER
                         No.

                                   FRANK
                         Problems?

                                   TYLER
                         Yeah.

                                   FRANK
                         Great. I'll be there--

               Frank attempts to sit.

                                   TYLER
                         No! It's not like that.

                                   FRANK
                         Then what are you talking abo-- ooh!

               Fairly high-pitched. His eyebrows shoot up.

                                   TYLER
                         Frank?

                                   FRANK
                         Yeah, kiddo. I just almost spilt my...
                         um... cream.

               Frank looks down, giving the unseen Tanya a sheepish smile.

                                   TYLER
                         I thought you took your coffee black.
                             (beat)
                         Anyway, it's Mike. 
                         This "Lon" thing has gone on way too
                         long. I'm really worried.

               Frank rolls his eyes.

                                   FRANK
                         Do I look like Dr. Phil?

                                   TANYA (O.S.)
                         Maybe with a moustache...

                                   FRANK
                         Shut u-- ooh...

               High-pitched again as his eyes roll up with pleasure. He clears
               his throat.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Anyway. Leave him alone, Tyler. He'll
                         work it out himself. And then leave me
                         alone.
                             (glancing down)
                         My cup's getting limp.
                             (quickly)
                         Um... cold!

               Frank frowns, considering something for a minute.

                                   FRANK (CONT'D)
                         Hang on- why are you calling me? Where
                         are the others?

               Of Frank's curious expression we:

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               EXT. HELL'S GATE STREET - SAME TIME

               Fletcher's car is pulled in against the sidewalk. A cop car
               alongside.

               An OFFICER is leaning through the driver's side window,
               questioning Fletcher.

                                   FLETCHER
                         I swear, I wasn't kerb-crawling!

                                   OFFICER
                         Then what were you doing?

                                   FLETCHER
                         Looking for someone.

                                   OFFICER
                         Really?

                                   FLETCHER
                         A young lad. About fifteen.

               The officer's eyebrows shoot up in alarm. Too late, Fletcher
               realizes his mistake.

                                   FLETCHER (CONT'D)
                         Not like that! A specific one!

               The officer's eyebrows continue to rise.

                                   FLETCHER (CONT'D)
                         A boy... and a man. Together.

               Still not cutting much ice with the worried officer. Tamsin
               leans forward.

                                   TAMSIN
                         For heaven's sake. It's my son.

               Noticing her for the first time, the officer leans in, and spots
               Vi as well. He eyes the women skeptically.

                                   OFFICER
                             (to Fletcher)
                         What's this, your harem?

                                   FLETCHER
                         What? No!

                                   OFFICER
                         Then if you'd explain...

                                   FLETCHER
                         We have!

               The officer looks at the trio and begins writing notes on his
               small pad.

                                   OFFICER
                         Okay, let's take this again from the
                         top.

               Tamsin collapses back into her seat, sighing in annoyance as we:

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               INT. FLETCHER'S CAR - MOMENTS LATER

               As Fletcher drives steadily. Vi leans forward from the back
               seat.

                                   VI
                         That officer was really nice. Except
                         for the whole part where he mistook us
                         for pervy prostitutes with our
                         pedophile pimp.
                             (amused)
                         Whew. Try saying that ten times fast.

               Tamsin also leans forward.

                                   TAMSIN
                         The nice officer did have a point
                         though.

               Vi shoots Tamsin an offended look.

                                   VI
                         Hey!

                                   TAMSIN
                         No. That driving around like this is
                         only going to get us arrested.

                                   FLETCHER
                         What do you suggest?

                                   TAMSIN
                         A change of tack.
                             (beat)
                         Let's think. You're an impressionable
                         young boy, being led around town by an
                         impudent adult who hasn't really grown
                         up himself. Where would you go?

               As they ponder this, we: 

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               INT. HEAVEN'S GATE ARCADE - SAME TIME

               A small, but well-stocked arcade, packed with tweenage and
               teenage boys, bleeping and bashing away.

               Jamie is watching all this with that familiar look of awe and
               wonder while Simon looks into the middle-distance, familiarity
               washing over him.

                                   SIMON
                         God, I remember when I was a nipper.
                         Spent ages in these kinds of places.
                         Only ever played a couple of games,
                         but I was a master.
                             (beat)
                         And the best thing is, you can have
                         fun, and it's totally safe.

               Just as he says that, a YOUNG BOY (14) bashes into him and
               sprints off.

               Simon quickly checks his pockets, and realizes something's
               missing.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         Oi!

               He sets off in pursuit, easily catching the boy just short of
               the exit. He blocks him off with an arm.

               The kid tries to wriggle free, but Simon gets him in an arm
               lock, and FLIPS him onto the floor.

               He PLANTS his foot on the kid's stomach, and retrieves his
               wallet.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         Y'know, if you wanted some loose
                         change, you could have asked!

               He releases his foot.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         Now, get lost, before I kick your
                         arse.

               The boy doesn't need to be told twice. He's up, on his feet, and
               out of there.

               Simon turns back to see Jamie watching him appreciatively.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         'Course, it pays to keep an eye out.

               He ushers Jamie towards a game.

               It's similar to Space Invaders, involving a lot of shooting and
               quick movements.

               Simon moves away.

                                   SIMON (CONT'D)
                         You have a go at that, I'll be...
                         keeping watch.

               He hands Jamie a few coins.

               Jamie looks at the game, confused for a moment. He then glances
               across at the player next to him.

               This is BEAU BUXTON. 15, smallish, scruffy-looking with a shock
               of red hair, but dressed in a prim and proper posh school
               uniform.

               He plays the game quite skillfully. Jamie watches, his head on
               one side, memorizing the moves.

               He then turns to his own game, places in the coins and starts
               playing.

               He begins quite tentatively, but he starts moving faster and
               faster, his hand-eye co-ordination quite staggering.

               The speed becomes blinding.

               Beau can't help but look across at the new kid, impressed.

               The game finishes, and there's a fanfare for a new high score.

               Jamie looks at it, puzzled again.

               Beau sidles up to him.

                                   BEAU
                             (with a slow Southern drawl)
                         You have some sweet moves, my friend.

                                   JAMIE
                         Thank you. What does this mean?

                                   BEAU
                         High score. You've beaten the game.

               He claps Jamie on the back. Jamie flinches, surprised.

                                   JAMIE
                         What do I do now?

               Beau looks back at him, a little surprised.

                                   BEAU
                         You've gotta enter your--

               Jamie leans forward, brow furrowed.

                                   BEAU (CONT'D)
                         BBU. That's what you have to put in.
                         That'll save your game.

               Jamie nods and enters in the initials.

               Beau sniggers. He extends his hand to Jamie.

                                   BEAU (CONT'D)
                         Beau Buxton.

               Jamie regards the boy's hand for a moment and then extends his
               own.

                                   JAMIE
                         Jamie Sinclair.

               Beau takes his hand, but then slaps and hits it with his fist in
               an elaborate shake. Jamie looks at his hand curiously.

                                   BEAU
                         Good to meet you. 
                             (beat)
                         Well, gotta book. I miss curfew again,
                         my mom will kill me. 

                                   JAMIE
                             (frowning)
                         That seems a bit harsh.

               Beau squints his eyes for a beat, a smile comes to his face.

                                   BEAU
                         Right. Kill me. You're funny.

               Jamie looks uncertain as Beau gives him a wave and exits.

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